27th May 201211:2126,557 notes

So I went to an Eurovision party last night. I think the general feeling was that greece should have won just so the camera could pan over to the finance minister quietly weeping. 

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25th May 201219:0516 notes

Did anyone think that it might not be a good idea to give a giant flaming stick to someone who doesn’t appear to have much more control over their own limbs than a drunken giraffe? All I’m saying is that Cardiff may slightly not exist by this time tomorrow… 

24th May 201218:19293 notes
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So today’s been pretty good- went into town to buy some shoes (and had some pink grapefruit lemonade from Costa aka nectar.of.the.gods) and then met up with some people who I haven’t seen in centuries and just hung out in the park cos the weather has been fab-u-lous. So pretty good considering that the laws of the universe state that nothing interesting can happen on a wednesday. And now I’m watching Summer Heights High which just generally improves life. 

23rd May 201218:0117 notes

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

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‘The Great Gatsby’ movie trailer. 

Opaque  by  andbamnan